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13h10n: Selamat Raya Qurban!

11/12
The Special Abode

11/12
Abode of Sincerity
Muddy Estuary

11/13
Abode of Tranquility

11/14 & 15
Abode of Faith

11/16 & 17
The Blissful Abode

11/18
Abode of Peace

11/19 & 20
Palit

11/20 & 21
Pulau Pinang

11/22
The Land of Grace

11/23
Baiti


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Aa, ape makan best kat Semenanjung ni aa?


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Kalau pengembara musafir tidur dalam kereta layak dapat daging korban ke aa?


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Apahal tak ada orang inzal dengar marka cakap baku?

"Ada wang kecil?"

Baku?

Maya Karin?


Fak this shit.

The One Who Always Leave Interesting Comments!

Long time ago, back when PSOne is still in the rage, I used to play my very first Final Fantasy franchise game. The FFVIII (year 2000 was it?). Which is by far the bestest version ever by Square Enix (boo to all FFVII fanbois ;)).

There's a character in the game, visualised to the audience when Squall (the main character) somehow went into trance (I think?) and have a flashback of other people memories. Which was presumably his father (if I recall it correctly).

During the flashback, there's a dialogue between Laguna (Squall's father) and his-soon-mom-to-be. The conversation goes kinda like this,


"..I wanna travel all over the globe. I wanna see new things."

"Really? That's nice. Would you tell others about my village?"

"Nope."

"Aww. Why is that? I thought you like this village?"

"Yes. I do like it very very much. I have a great time spending here with you. That's why I wanna keep it a secret. I don't want other people to come here."


I have my fair share with the blogosphere community if I may say so myself, and during my decent stint, never have I got a reply - from where I commented on the author piece, strike me as royal flush. Maybe one of the reason 'I' swam so quickly the other day (on my mother's womb? got it?).

How I wish to keep the findings a secret. The author's work of art. Never to share it with others.





She's sure had soared far up these days.

Tiba-tiba Semua Orang Pakai Baju Warna Oren Dan Ada Akaun Twitter!

Cough*

Selamat Twenty-Ten, Kong Hei Fatt Choi & Maulud Nabi!




Hi.

Maaflah jika ada tak jawab panggilan tu.

Eheh.

Jadi Selamat Tahun Baru lagi sekali ya (lewat 2 bulan).

Rakaman senarai ucapan maaf akan menyusul di post mendatang.


p/s: Abg Mat, Glastonbury 23 Jun nanti. Jadi ke?

Not Every Person Enjoy The Required Balls To Sing Great Songs Again.





We are just a small soft candles in a tub full of water.

Seleksi SMS Pilihan!

On buying online game items,
Hehe. Xd la. Sume da ckp da. Tenkiu2. -Sibling A

On still being pet by parent like little children,
Salam, abang cari makan dulu sebelum balik, sebab abah mama gi meru kelng jumpa kawan, takut lambat balik. Tq -Parent A

On still dependent on colleague for skipping classes far too many times,
Energy method msk,yg derive formula xmsk -Colleague A

Salam.En Kat bg prj 1@prestres. Nanti sy bt copy -Colleague B

Nanti aku email kat ko soalan..pastu ko study2 skit.ko power..anak2 shanmugan semua otai bab structures.hehe -Colleague C

Ya Tuan Pemaju, Test Prestress esok, 2.30pm. RC next week, 10/9@8pm. -Colleague B

Bro.tlg reply msg aku..nk antar assignment ni -Colleague C

Prof shan tanye nape slalu xdtg kelas -Colleague A

Salam,abg nk email..mlm ni k.nurul email kat abg psl project..any komen email k.nurul..ira pk kite cari je information 2 dulu. -Colleague D

On weekly meeting of eating at Jumaat prayer mosque,
Kompom lps smyg aa? Gua mkn karipapla dulu -Friend A

Makan kat Kedai dia x feel beb..nak kena pakai mangkuk polisterin bawah pokok baru world -Friend A

On bitching out yet another phone call/text/friendly meeting/hang out/gathering,
Ala butuh la.Ak reply msg xreply blk -Friend B

baiklah zaini -Friend D

Mcm ni la kwn.,kate frensip.aku dh dtg kl nk jmpe member xnk jmpe aku..td aku call aku ade kt nilai nk ajk ko bebuke sm.xpela mok semoga ko bahagia. -Friend D

Duhai sahabat.sy akan bertolak ke kolumpo ptg ni.harap dpt la lepak2 minum teh tarik kdi mamak. -Friend D

Hi Zaini, how's life goin on? I know its kinda late to ask u this.. But do u want to joint us berbuka today? If its okay just hit me back aite? Peace out -Friend A

Peh rare sial. lepak opis akula wei pliss. Mapelir opis aku tu sedap (pancing) -Friend A

Salam.msg sy klu free sebb sy nak dtg amek baju.-kawan miji.tq -Kawan Miji

On chartering friend from the airport,
Sampai kat mana.sy ada kt nelson ni.ada kt luar ke kt dlm?(sambil bkata dlm hati,apa kes bgtau sampai dah,location xmention) -Friend C

Nvm la. I will back wif taxi then. Jahat la u. Dekat pun kedekut nak hantar. -Girl A

On the so called blogosphere world,
Aku mandul.So? -fynn j -Friend A

On being hired for translate,
Salam, Tolong translate busu dah emailkan, sikit je...he..hi..dah kelabu mate busu.. -Aunt A

Assmkum saya kak ita kwn kak jumiatin nak minta edit assment dah email pun -Aunt A's mate.

On being mediator for yet another "air dicincang tak akan putus" moment,
Boleh ah di,nanti sy ambik ah tiket flight ke kl.lgpon wife sy lmbt lg beranak.ikut calculation dr,anytime by now.sy xperlu pon ada bsama ngan dia utk ms2 terakhir ni. -Friend D

Blh plk ko buat lwk kn?aku sdih xigt ni. -Friend D

On Mudin still being Mudin,
Ko dlm kelas ape plak? Ko sbg master ke? Katne? Peh. Ni yg aku geram ni. -Friend E

On fasting,
RMo.oo Jangan banyakkan tidur di siang hari kerana hanya tidur orang berpuasa yang berpada-pada sahaja akan dikira sebagai satu ibadah. -Parent B

On Raya,
Selamat hari raya aidilfitri. Maaf zahir dan batin =) dari Nad H -Friend F

On LB selamanya,
Cinta kain putih.thr gegar. -Friend D

VC 43!




"Hang tak percaya hang tanya Li tu. Dia tengok sendiri result hang dekat papan kenyataan tadi. Li yang habaq kat aku. Dia tengok hang semua fail!"



Aku kena tutup mulut dengan bantal nak tahan gelak.

Dari Al Ashraff Mashal of Ranhill WorleyParsons C&S.


Pukimar punya sedap. Ha ha.

EK 37!








Somehow, i think with the likes of Matno and others, instead of feeling 'wtf' they'll get erection.

From Rojaks.

From RazorTV.

Hutang Darah Dibalas Darah, Hutang Budi Belikanlah Nasi!

ASNF eh mungkin AFNF lebih sesuai.

Dari Ms. Capulet
Uno
Apa perasaan anda sekarang?
Mengantuk dan kenyang.

Saya nak makan..
Kamu.

Saya tak suka..
Kerja.

Impian saya?
Jadi Jedi.

Haiwan yang saya tak suka.
Tiada. Tapi mereka ini nampak bengis.

Saya harapkan..
Semuanya berjalan lancer.

Jika boleh putarkan masa?
Jangan. Ingat efek rama-rama.

Saya pada 10 tahun akan datang.
Masih Zaini yang kamu kenal dulu.

Telefon bimbit saya adalah sebuah?
Telefon bimbit.

Saya pernah bercinta sebanyak?
Banyaknya.

Saya suka pada..
Puding susu.

Kawan-kawan..
Rakan-taulan, sahabat handai.

Pernah dikhianati?
Tidak.

Apa yang anda hendak lakukan terhadap orang yang mengkhianati anda?
Tiada apa.


From Ms. Capulet II
Do
WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. Last beverage: Sunquick (Iced) Lemon Tea
2. Last phone call: Office
3. Last text: Mohd Tarmizi Hj Haron
4. Last song you listened to: Aku Tak Percaya Cinta
5. Last time you cried: last Sunday (it was The Patriot dammit)

HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: Yea
7. Been cheated on: No
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: Yea
9. Lost someone special: No
10. Been depressed: Yea
11. Been drunk & threw up: (ni nak jadi kapir ape ni?)

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLORS:
12. Blue
13. Green
14. Black

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend: Yea
16. Fallen out of love: No
17. Laughed till u cry: Yea
18. Met someone who changed you: No
19. Found out who’s your true friend(s) is: No
20. Found out someone was talking about you: Yea
21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend list: No

GENERAL:
22. How many people on you FB friend list do you know in real life: Irrelevant.
23. -she skipped on this one-
24. Do you have any pet(s): No
25. Do you want to change your name: Derrick Marvel sound cool.
26. What did you do for your last birthday: I did nothing.
27. What time did you wake up today: 5:40 am.
28. What were you doing at midnight last nite: Asleep
29. Name something you cannot wait for: Robot servant.
30. Last time you saw your mother: I live with her for god sake. Dammit.
31. What is the one thing you wish you could change about your life: None.
32. What are you listening to right now: Aku Tak Percaya Cinta.
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Tom Sawyer?
34. What’s getting on your nerves right now: Nothing.
35. Most visited webpage: Koleksi Soal Jawab Ugama
36. -she skipped on this one-
37. Nickname(s): The Reaper, King Solomon & The One That Get Away.
38. Relationship status: Irrelevant
39. Zodiac sign: Scorpio
40. Sex: No thank you.
41. Elementary School: SK Seri Suria I, SK Seksyen 8, SK Salak.
42. High School: SMK Seri Sepang, VI, MRSM Gerik & SMAPL
43. College: MC Gopeng, UTM Foundation, UTEC, KUKTEM, UMP, UKM.
44. Hair colour: Red
45. Long or short: Big, strong & long.
46. Height: Almost 6 footer
47. Do you have a crush on someone: Irrelevant
48. What do you like about yourself: Irrelevant
49. Piercing(s): Nope
50. Tattoos: Water based tattoos?
51. Righty or lefty: Right

FIRST:
52. First surgery: Circumcision? Or was it my forehead first..
53. First piercing: Irrelevant
54. First best friend: I forgot his name.
55. First sport you joined: Chess
56. First vacation: I can’t remember. It was during my childhood years. I could hardly remember anything from my childhood days though.
57. -she skipped on this one-
58. First pair of trainers: Elaborate please.

RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating: Nope.
60. Drinking: Nope.
61. I’m about to: To type ‘To’.
62. Listening to: Aku Tak Percaya Cinta.
63. Waiting on: Irrelevant.

YOUR FUTURE:
64. Want kids: 2 girls, 2 boys please.
65. Get married: Refer to the above.
66. Career: It’s too cloudy, I still can’t tell.

WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes: The later.
68. Hugs or kisses: Kisses.
69. Shorter or taller: Taller.
70. Older or younger: Ah, this is a hard one. I prefer the foxy looks of the mature ones, but the kitty-bunny looks of ‘em younglings is..Ah.
71. Romantic or spontaneous: Neither.
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: The earlier.
73. Sensitive or loud: Loud.
74. Hook-up or relationship: Irrelevant.
75. Trouble maker or hesitant: Trouble maker.

HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kiss a stranger: No.
77. Drank hard liquor: No.
78. Lost glasses or contacts: Kinda like twice a week.
79. Sex on first date: I wish to *kilat berdentum di luar*
80. Broken someone’s heart: Yea.
81. Had your own heart broken: I can’t tell.
82. Been arrested: Irrelevant.
83. Turned someone down: Irrelevant.
84. Cried when someone died: No.
85. Fallen for a friend: I think so.
86. Yourself: Everytime I look in the mirror baby.
87. Miracles: Your question become shorter and shorter I can't really understand.
88. Love at first sight: Everytime I walk inside the mall.
89. Heaven: Again dude, elaborate.
90. Santa Clause: That red clawish grim basterd!
91. Kiss on a first date: Yea.
92. Angels: Have you ever Angels, what sorta Q’s that?

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
93. Had more than 1 GF: Irrelevant.
94. -she skipped on this one-
95. Did you sing today: I think no.
96. Ever cheated on somebody: Irrelevant.
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go, and why: I would go back as far as before the universe was created but then again..
98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be: I’m happy as I am.
99. Are you afraid of falling in love: Irrelevant.
100. Posting this as 100 truths: No.


From Ms. Capulet III
Tres
What does my name means?
He who is strong and cunning.

How many siblings do I have?
4

My favourite colour(s) is?
Blue, Green, White & Black.

My favourite drink is?
Kopi Janggut

How many girlfriend(s) have I had?
6 (including imaginary ones)

Where was I born?
Kapar

In my free time, I am most likely seen..
Asleep

What am I scared of?
Confine spaces and spiders.

My favourite pet
I have none. But hamster or liger would be awesome.

My quirky habits, are?
I juggle my tummy once in a while?

Genre of movie that I dislike.
Musical, theater & western.

Most favourite movie actor?
Robin William & Guillermo of Kimmel (hey he done some hilarious movie trailer makeover rite xD)

Most favourite movie actress?
Alicia Silverstone & Marisa Tomei.

I have live(d) in these Malaysian states:
Selangor, Kelantan, Negeri Sembilan, Perak & Pahang.

The situation that I am most afraid of..
If Ms. Fox is really, really, really once a dude. God damn son.

I have been wearing glasses since age of..
10. Or was it 8?

My favourite Pixar movie.
Toy Story

When I am depressed, I may do these thing(s):
Eat.

I have been described as:
Funny, handsome, macho, charming, gentleman, helpful, respectful, bloody fool.

Topic that always get me interested.
Sexy pudding.



I take Double Cheeseburger or Spicy Chicken McDeluxe, Miss Nadjua.

Siri Bercakap Dengan Abah 12!

Aih, sedap betullah sardin yang brand baru nih. Kena beli lagi nanti buat stock.

Yelah Sabtu ni dah nak puasa.

Sabtu ni puasa mak?

Haah.

Esok tarawihlah.

Tapi tak confirm lagi dia belum umum.


*semua continue makan*

Lepas habis makan cuci pinggan semua, aku tanya,


Bah, kalau orang buat masjid, tanah tu jadi wakafkan? Siapa yang jaga (selain ahli masjid) a? Bukan persendiriankan?

Haah. Negeri. MAIS la kalau kes kita.

Kalau gereja?

Gereja tak tau.

Gereja mak rasa persendirian...

Kenapa tanya?

Takdelah. Saja.

Ai, kamu nak buat masjid ke?

He he. (ketawa aku bajet bermakna sambil berlalu pergi)



Selamat menempuh Remdan ya!

Cuma nasihat aku jangan sendu sangat berbuka puasa depan komputer seorang-seorang ya.




ps: bila lagi nak buka sama sambil main kad?

What The Fuck!

Ada dengar Fly FM semalam? Pukul 10:30 - 10:44 approx. Macam gampang punya sedap. Here's some of the excerpt (give and take some details),


DJ 1: So, James you really like this girl huh?

James: Yeah sure. I think she's the one. We've been dating for quite some time. She's been really nice and I really wanna marry her someday.

DJ 2: Wow. So you're serious. How do you know she's the one man.

James: Do you know love at first sight? Well, Bella is love at first sight baby.

DJ 2: So does she knows bout all these? I mean your planning and all? Do you spoke about these stuff? Your future and all?

James: Well not really. But she has been real nice and I really like her. We've been seeing each other and things have been progressing well.

DJ 1: So you gonna ask her to marry you on air tonite?

James: Well, not marry but maybe take things to another level you see. Want to confirm that she's mine.

DJ 2: Have you guys discuss bout this? Bout taking things to another level?

James: No, but we've been hanging out-

DJ 1: How old are you James?

James: 20 years old man.

DJ 2: Wow. You're young to get marry and stuff James. Don't you think so?

James: Yeah. But I think it's best to start off while we're young you know. We can plan better-

DJ 1: Making babies. Lot of babies. Ha ha.

James: Yeah. Making babies.

DJ 2: Have you guys like talk bout the names of your babies later on?

James: Well not really but we do joke on babies names like we do with our friends?

DJ 2: This is really good man. It's just like a romantic comedy.

DJ 1: Okay James, so we gonna call Bella afterward, so what song do you wanna request now?

James: I wanna request You're My Angel by Shaggy.




Mamat James bersembang memang tiptop. Lancar tak ada tersekat-sekat. Aku sangka ini kes orang dah lama couple and saja nak buat kelainan ah ajak engage on air.

Tapi..



Trut trut.

Bella: Hello.

DJ 1: Hello Bella? Hey it's me DJ 1 (aku tak ingat siapa DJ tu heh.) from FLY FM.

Bella: Oh my gosh. Hey.

DJ 2: Bella we wanna make it short. There's a guy here who wanna confess his feelings to you. He likes you a lot.

Bella: Oh my.

DJ 1: Do you know who is it?

Bella: I dunno. Brian?

DJ 2: Er, uhm. No. He's been dating you for quite sometime now.

Bella: Hehe. Who? Alex?

DJ 1: He's in love with you and you guys have had a joke bout giving your baby's name. How many intimate relationships do you have actually?

Bella: Not intimate. Friendly i would say. I'm friendly with everyone. Hi hi.

DJ 2: He wanna marry you Bella. He wanna take things to another level.

Bella: Oh my god. This is heavy.

DJ 1: Yeah. Do you know him?

DJ 2: Double O seven?

Bella: James?

DJ 1 & DJ 2: Yeah!

Bella: What the fu*k! What the hell happened here?

DJ 1: Erm, you don't know James?

Bella: I know him but i wouldn't marry him? We were not even dating.

DJ 2: But he says he love you Bella.

Bella: Fu*cking sh*t. Why did he says such thing?



Lepas sesi chaos lebih kurang, James yang sedari tadi duk senyap je dengar, masuk dalam perbualan.


James: Yeah yeah. You said you were my angel and all.

Bella: What the fu*k James.

James: It was J and now suddenly it's James.

Bella: Why are you doing this? Asking some radio station to call me and you want me to lie on air?

James: You've been cheating on me. You said you love me. Ah. I just find some near river and just jump into it. That's what you like right?

Bella: Fu*k you James.

James: Yeah. You like my as* don't you.

Bella: You as*hole.

James: Ya ya ya.

Bella: You're such shameless person.



(James continue to talk gibberish then later on joined by Bella)


James: Ya ya ya. La la la.

Bella: Yada yada yada.



I tell you it was Fly FM. How awkward can the situation be. Even for me. Totally unrelated radio listener.

Then after few seconds or so James hang up.



DJ 1: Wow. What was that? Do you know James? He said he was your friend.

Bella: No. Not a friend. An acquittance maybe.

DJ 2: Well I'm sorry we had to disturb you Bella.

Bella: Yeah. He maybe need to go to hospital see doctor or something.

DJ 1: Wow. Now this romantic comedy just turn into a thriller!


(Cue lagu thriller keluar. Ala-ala Thriller MJ jugalah)


Aku terpaksa pasang CD Greenday International Superhit nak kasi neutral perasaan di hati. Situasi macam ni kawan-kawan aku panggil Malu Sendiri(tm).

Situasi awkward kena fuck dalam Radio memang jauh lebih angker dari tak tahu baca doa buka puasa (untuk ramai-ramai) di rumah bakal mertua.


A word for my man James. You're EPIC FAIL man!

LOLed.



ps: ingat pulak aku tulis panjang-panjang excited punya fasal.

pps: janganlah James baca nih.

Bual 3!

Kelmarin lepas aku dan kawan aku Abu berjumpa dengan kawan kami yang baru 3, 4 bulan berkahwin. Belum sempat duduk, lepas salam lebih kurang Abu bersuara,


"Kau tengok blue lagi ke sekarang wei?", tanya Abu kepada kawan aku yang baru kahwin tu.





Perangai macam setan.

TheFilmMakerTheStoryteller: 1958 - 2009!




"Everyday, I thank Allah for everyday things like the ability to breathe, the ability to love, the ability to laugh, and the ability to eat and drink. - Yasmin Ahmad"



Kalau orang putih ada Titanic,
Hindustan ada Kuch Kuch Hota Hai,
We will always have Sepet.



TY Y.A.

Tersadai Di Kaki Lima!

2 hari lepas aku ke Bangi. Kebetulan minyak nak habis singgah ke stesen minyak berhampiran. Entah apa silap itu hari, aku terisi petrol dalam kereta Abah aku. Dah half tank baru perasan. Badigol so'ot punya cuak masa tu. Nak call tow truck boleh terpanggil nenek aku.



Sementara tunggu tow truck sampai aku mesej kawan aku menanyakan tips-tips kata pelepas diri nanti nak cakap kat Abah aku.



Trut trut. Mesej masuk.


"Cakap je. Biasalah kereta rosak. Habis-habis pun hantar workshop. Bukan mati pun."




Malam tu, aku genggam erat penumbuk tangan kanan aku sambil takbir 3 kali dalam hati sebelum langkah kaki kanan masuk dalam rumah.


...


Keesokkan malamnya aku ke kelas berhantar.

Macam gampang idea kau Batek.

Pemanduan Bergaya!

Kalau aku bawa kereta, aku lebih suka turunkan tingkap hirup udara luar dari pasang air-cond. Kenalah tu dengan tabiat aku suka menyanyi dalam kereta. Tangan kanan hulur keluar buat-buat aksi strum gitar baru nampak rock alternatif.

Kalau marka-marka tengok mesti kata,


"bergaya betul gaya pemanduan brader tu"


Tak kiralah pergi ke mana sekalipun memang masuk kereta, putarkan kunci di posisi ignition, turunkan tingkap baru start injin. Nak pergi ke Bangi juga macam tu. Sebut fasal Bangi, memang kat sana ramai foreigner. Tengah-tengah pula dulu hot viral A(H1N1) tu siap staff semua pun pakai face mask.

Being a super optimist i am, tak pernah terlintas di hati aku yang ada even slightest chances of getting the flu. But the paranoid part of me struck me with all sort of questions 'bout the flu bila aku batuk tak berenti lebih 2 minggu.

Faking. Ni kalau pergi dulu, runtuhan Aztec tak sempat tengok lagi ni apekebenda macam ni.

Lebih teruk lagi malam ke 13 macam tu aku demam teruk untuk 2 hari. Bangun pun tak larat. Tapi kawan ajak pergi Lawood entah cergas pula jadinya.

Worst come to worst aku pergi jumpa doktor.



..Batuk berapa lama dah ni,

2 minggu lebih doktor (tanyala berkenaan symptom H1N1)

kahak ada?

ada doktor (tanyala berkenaan symptom H1N1 doktor)

susah ke senang keluar?

susah doktor (H1N1 la)

warna apa?

erm..jernih..putih macam tu doktor (babi, H1N1 la saya ni doktor. kang aku selek air liur kat dahi kasi jangkit kang. tanya kahak warna apa bagai)

erm, kurangkan minum air batu, aktiviti luar. jerebu-jerebu sekarang ni banyak orang alah. saya bagi juga ubat alahan tuk redakan batuk awak ya.

(jerebu?...)



Balik dari sesi konsultansi dengan Puan Doktor aku ke kereta aku sambil meludah kat tayar.

Babi punya pemanduan bergaya.

Siri Bercakap Dengan Abah 11!

..bah harun din tu dia kerja dalam istana ke?

adala ofis dia tu..

lama tak dengar fasal dia kan..ismail kamus pun sama..

ismail kamu baru ni ada buat dvd ceramah dia kan.

..harun din dia al-hafiz ye tak bah? fuh sedap jadi al-hafiz kan. nak masuk syurga esok siap boleh tarik 10 orang lagi ikut dia.

(tona abah tiba-tiba berubah) itulah abah hantar kau pergi sekolah ugama tu dengan harapan dapatlah kau jadi tahfiz. tapi tidak.

eheh..



Kau rasa-rasa Abah aku kecewa tak dengan aku?

Haha. Selamat Hari Abah!



Stadia!


Berikut merupakan sebuah elongated post yang penuh dengan gambar. Kalau malas sebab bandwidth tak berapa boleh nak tarik then gambar slow load lepas tu tensi tak ada apa punca, tak payahlah klik.


Bace Dgn Lebey Lanjut..





Due to the recent unrest regarding the collapses of Trgnu Main Std, here i wish to expose the real definitive reasons of why such event occurs. I shall explain it as we go through these series of pictures.


Trngu Std as we may know it possess the best technology available yet in our country in construction industries.

(Ha kren ni yang aku cakap ni tek. Kalau dah naik pagi petang karanglah baru turun. Nak makan orang sangkut nasi kat clipper dia hujung tu. Kalau nak solat ambil wuduk pakai air mineral lepas tu ejas kren tu kasi mengadap kiblat. Cantit)

Having all sorts of mechanic aide measures, the building are not without common engineering errors.

Honeycomb, segregation, poor framework are among others of the factor determining the end results of a building.





However, for Trgnu Std, the problem does not lies on the unsatisfactory job done but instead on the staff & manpower involved.


Ya beliau di bawah ni antara personnel yang terlibat di dalam pembikinan std itu.

Dan juga ini,

Dan ini (orang yang sama perangai tak sama)


(Kau ada rasa nak lempang tak tengok dia buat aksi ultraman ni? IMHO aku ada.)

(Ni aku tak boleh nak start to imagine apa neraka yang dia cuba buat)

Kau bayang sajalah kalau orang macam ni yang dipertanggungjawabkan design & schedule work progammes std tu.


(Tobat smart aku dalam 2 gambar di atas. Dak eng dak eng)


(Gambar budak praktikum tu tidur pun dah cukup menjenkelkan mata. Ini kan pula ditambah dengan tanda pis brader ayam nih.)


(Seorang korek hidung, seorang buat muka busuk. Babila semua, bukan nak serius time kerja)





Tengok ajalah lagi gaya 2 gambar di atas site engineer ini. Dahla ketiak basah berbau tungkik ada hati nak pose dari ambil masa check kerja kong si kong. Pui.




(Gaya tulan man)


(SO std ni, En Omar Ali bapakla garang. Nak makan karipap time meeting pun segan jadinya)





Lihatlah lagi 3 gambar di atas. Mengambil masa rehat sesuka hati bagi menunjukkan pada rakan gerakan lidah yang laju bila mejilat puding.

(Lagi aksi apa neraka yang membakar jiwa. Main aci nyorok babi bapok apa nih!)

(Juga percubaan menimbang tetek rakan. Bayanglah kalau mereka ni betul-betul staff std nih. Mau tak collapse ditiup angin.)






Well having said all that, i shall conclude my explanation by quoting to you the result of the investigation committee come up with prior to the event.

Yes, the problem lies in the equipment. Equipment yang disupply tak memenuhi syarat keselamatan ISO berkaitan. 1 rubber grip tertanggal. Maunya tak ketat ikatan kuku kambing tu (gambar bukan menunjukkan peralatan kuku kambing. Sekadar hiasan)


Apa-apa pun the main this crappy post are made just to remind that such event are actually very shameful and it's like taking a salt to an injury that there is (relating to how the current state of engineering industries in the country. full of BS and titip sana titip sini)


Quoting a professor of mine,

"..when a medical student brag on 'bout how he or she studies very hard so that they wouldn't make mistake in their later life which could be vital in determining ones life (especially in operation theater), just tell them this; if a doctor screws they messed up only 1 life, if an engineers screws, they just kill 100 or so lives"


Kul kan orang tua tu? Sekarang dia dah quit jadi lecturer dan tolong bini dia uruskan stesen pam minyak. Di Gua Musang barangkali.



ps: guys, bila nak pergi trgnu pekena air buah prior glas besa nih? haha.

pps: aku pergi dulu tu closed std, yang fail tu main std so all discussions above are moot actually xD

Siri Bercakap Dengan Abah Mak 10!

Ada satu tengahari, tengah makan, mak aku tanpa apa punca tiba-tiba buka topik aneh. Topik orang tua-tua makcik-makcik yang berkawan. Ala topik-topik yang macam kalau orang sebelah renovate rumah sikit, kita pun nak. Orang tu ada perabot baru, esok dah call Courts Mammoth. Eh kolot sangat ye? Okay, Ikea ke Harvey Normay ke. Apa-apalah.

Faham ke?




*Ngap Ngap* (<-- bunyi mengunyah tu jangan tak tahu pula)

Mak, suaminya kak ija tu doktor ke?

Tak adalah, dia HA. Sama tarafla dengan kak ija.

O yeke.

Haah...suami kak anna je yang doktor..

..ok.. *Ngap Ngap*

Kamu pun esok kena sambung juga.

Ha?

Ni nanti tak adalah orang kata "alah, engineer je"

eh, engineer nanti dia ambil PE, professional apa, (Abah aku menyampuk)

tapi kenala ambil doktor juga

pangkat tak membawa mati mak, (aku berkata, sambil bangun menuju ke periuk nasi nak tambah nasi)

...

*Ngap Ngap*



Amacam. Agung, kul, urban tak aku?




Tanggungjawab Sosial!

Dari sini.

Rule: List 10 weird things/habits/little known facts about yourself. Then tag 5 other people.

(Aku rasa befitting dengan tag ini jika aku jawab dengan bahasa inggeris ye tak?)


1. I really enjoy my private time alone in the car. Though having bunch of companion's great, I kinda prefer driving a long drive alone singing along with whatever good music the radio's on. There's even one time i would bluffed my colleague just to not make him get on the car so i would have my in-car karaoke session that rainy afternoon.

Weird 1 checked!

2. No matter how hellish's my day is, i will definitely allocate time for myself. It doesn't matter what is there to do, it may be as simple as reading books (yeah i do read sometimes ^^) or maybe having a round of cleaning up the room (yah, i do this too once in a while). If i don't have this so called private session of mine i would lose it all. I can't do things properly and..well, you get the picture. It's kinda a sanity-period-check for me.

Weird 2 checked!

3. I couldn't help it but to sniff whatever smelly part of my body till the ominous odor are gone. Usually this will be my feet. Yeah after long hours of work my feet do smell awful. I don't know 'bout others but mine's super terrible. Now that is weird kinky stuff ^^

Smelly weird 3 checked!

4. I like eating at home. If tomorrow's will be the day time stand still, i would hurriedly went home to eat (whatever there is on the table) rather than any sort 5-star restaurant out there. I remember i use to travel back home in the afternoon just so that i could cook up some rice and fry some chicken & eggs for lunch. Though that particular afternoon, there's this one contractor eagerly wanna buy me lunch.

Food fetish 4 checked!

5. As rugged i may looked (the way i dress that is, dowdy, frowsty and all), i actually practice a very good hygiene. I don't eat dishes assimilating big ass chili (this would happen if you don't grind the chili very well) or other food that would later on stuck in between the teeth. My god that is even horror than watching the back to back episodes of Bold & Beautiful.

Food horror experienced 5 checked!

6. I like indulging myself in all sort of different new hobbies from time to time. It may look not like it, but i felt it would be a total waste not to learn a few tricks here and there during our lifetime ^^ So far i can number up a few hobbies of mine including, playing chess, Chinese chess, multi sort types of console & computer games (hey, we're in the IT era), learning hefty sums of yo-yo tricks, rubik's cube, learning technical aspect of camera & how to take a good picture with it and the lastest one is mastering the Morse Code. I'll show you guys what sorta tricks i got for this one ^^

Weird things/facts?

7. I treasure past memories/episodes of my life very, and i mean very, very much. Suffice to say i would experience a traumatic heartache if i would suddenly remember one of those past experience. Not only relating to dark part of my life but also the trivial one. For instance, my brother & i would abruptly stop our nice chit chat when we heard "Eyes on Me" by Fiona Fung played on the player as our memories will flashed back to those hardships & sweet endeavor in completing a game called Final Fantasy VII. Comprende? Ah we're bunch of pussies. LOL.

Weird 7 checked!

8. I used to prefer a bright sunny morning to start my day. But as time goes by, as I'm embarking on the working life (having a job that is) of mine, i would smile to no end if my morning is raining cats and dogs. I would definitely buy all my stuff McD Double Cheeseburger Large Set for the afternoon break if there's heavy thunder storm. Life altering experience do change your perspectives ya?

Weird 8 checked!

9. I don't know why, but I myself couldn't explain why I'm experiencing this next weirdo trivia of mine. I could not comprehend certain types of pattern. Or maybe shapes. Stuff like bee hives or a whale ventral grooves/pleats make me body shiver all over aye! If you really want me to spit out some secret, now you know my Achilles heel.

Weird 9 checked!

10. From time to time i would have this sudden urge of abnormal fantasies..okay no, imaginations regarding the people surrounding me. I really couldn't help it. I couldn't care to go more details as this would proven fatal to my online stature. And the worst part is, recently this weirdo habit of mine occurs more often than usual. *Devil's Teeth Grinding Emote*

Final Kick-ass Weird Fact 10 checked!



I prefer not to specifically tag anyone prior to my past experience (cue to giggle), so you there, yeah, the one with hand on mouse do this or your life shall forever be haunted with this eerily gruesome picture.


Sidenote: I was JK Din ^^

Aci Lagi Ke?

Berpegang utuh kepada prinsip,


"Better late than never."



Suka saya menyampaikan ucapan selamat ulang tahun didatangkan ke bumi ini kepada Saudagar Alam Maya. Maaflah tak sempat menyempat.


"Mok...predictable as always - Elliashah, May 2009"



Aku dah jumpa dah kodai nasi bariani kaw tu. Kalau tak open table memang sajalah. At least kek warong solat jumaat tu. Acong lu jangan tak mari.

Acong: Gua ada je mok, lu la selalu mengelak macam-macam bila aku call. Berpakat dengan abah kau la apa la. Tak ada hidden sleeve deh.




Selamat Hari Jadi!


ps: aku backdated lah sikit. kasi dia punya feel mari.