Kafka On The Shore



“You just don’t get it, do you?” Colonel Sanders said, clicking his tongue. “You are one major dimwit. Is your brain made out of jello, you spineless twit? A leaf? What do you think I am, one of those magical raccoons? I’m a concept, get it? Con-cept! Concepts and raccoons aren’t exactly the same, now are they? What a dumb thing to say…Do you really think I went over to the real estate agent’s, filled out all the forms, bargained with them to lower the rent? Ridiculous!”

“I have a secretary take to take care of temporal things. My secretary gets all the necessary documents and things together. What do you expect?”

“Ah-so you have a secretary!”