Ada dengar Fly FM semalam? Pukul 10:30 - 10:44 approx. Macam gampang punya sedap. Here's some of the excerpt (give and take some details),
DJ 1: So, James you really like this girl huh?
James: Yeah sure. I think she's the one. We've been dating for quite some time. She's been really nice and I really wanna marry her someday.
DJ 2: Wow. So you're serious. How do you know she's the one man.
James: Do you know love at first sight? Well, Bella is love at first sight baby.
DJ 2: So does she knows bout all these? I mean your planning and all? Do you spoke about these stuff? Your future and all?
James: Well not really. But she has been real nice and I really like her. We've been seeing each other and things have been progressing well.
DJ 1: So you gonna ask her to marry you on air tonite?
James: Well, not marry but maybe take things to another level you see. Want to confirm that she's mine.
DJ 2: Have you guys discuss bout this? Bout taking things to another level?
James: No, but we've been hanging out-
DJ 1: How old are you James?
James: 20 years old man.
DJ 2: Wow. You're young to get marry and stuff James. Don't you think so?
James: Yeah. But I think it's best to start off while we're young you know. We can plan better-
DJ 1: Making babies. Lot of babies. Ha ha.
James: Yeah. Making babies.
DJ 2: Have you guys like talk bout the names of your babies later on?
James: Well not really but we do joke on babies names like we do with our friends?
DJ 2: This is really good man. It's just like a romantic comedy.
DJ 1: Okay James, so we gonna call Bella afterward, so what song do you wanna request now?
James: I wanna request You're My Angel by Shaggy.
Mamat James bersembang memang tiptop. Lancar tak ada tersekat-sekat. Aku sangka ini kes orang dah lama couple and saja nak buat kelainan ah ajak engage on air.
Tapi..
Trut trut.
Bella: Hello.
DJ 1: Hello Bella? Hey it's me DJ 1 (aku tak ingat siapa DJ tu heh.) from FLY FM.
Bella: Oh my gosh. Hey.
DJ 2: Bella we wanna make it short. There's a guy here who wanna confess his feelings to you. He likes you a lot.
Bella: Oh my.
DJ 1: Do you know who is it?
Bella: I dunno. Brian?
DJ 2: Er, uhm. No. He's been dating you for quite sometime now.
Bella: Hehe. Who? Alex?
DJ 1: He's in love with you and you guys have had a joke bout giving your baby's name. How many intimate relationships do you have actually?
Bella: Not intimate. Friendly i would say. I'm friendly with everyone. Hi hi.
DJ 2: He wanna marry you Bella. He wanna take things to another level.
Bella: Oh my god. This is heavy.
DJ 1: Yeah. Do you know him?
DJ 2: Double O seven?
Bella: James?
DJ 1 & DJ 2: Yeah!
Bella: What the fu*k! What the hell happened here?
DJ 1: Erm, you don't know James?
Bella: I know him but i wouldn't marry him? We were not even dating.
DJ 2: But he says he love you Bella.
Bella: Fu*cking sh*t. Why did he says such thing?
Lepas sesi chaos lebih kurang, James yang sedari tadi duk senyap je dengar, masuk dalam perbualan.
James: Yeah yeah. You said you were my angel and all.
Bella: What the fu*k James.
James: It was J and now suddenly it's James.
Bella: Why are you doing this? Asking some radio station to call me and you want me to lie on air?
James: You've been cheating on me. You said you love me. Ah. I just find some near river and just jump into it. That's what you like right?
Bella: Fu*k you James.
James: Yeah. You like my as* don't you.
Bella: You as*hole.
James: Ya ya ya.
Bella: You're such shameless person.
(James continue to talk gibberish then later on joined by Bella)
James: Ya ya ya. La la la.
Bella: Yada yada yada.
I tell you it was Fly FM. How awkward can the situation be. Even for me. Totally unrelated radio listener.
Then after few seconds or so James hang up.
DJ 1: Wow. What was that? Do you know James? He said he was your friend.
Bella: No. Not a friend. An acquittance maybe.
DJ 2: Well I'm sorry we had to disturb you Bella.
Bella: Yeah. He maybe need to go to hospital see doctor or something.
DJ 1: Wow. Now this romantic comedy just turn into a thriller!
(Cue lagu thriller keluar. Ala-ala Thriller MJ jugalah)
Aku terpaksa pasang CD Greenday International Superhit nak kasi neutral perasaan di hati. Situasi macam ni kawan-kawan aku panggil Malu Sendiri(tm).
Situasi awkward kena fuck dalam Radio memang jauh lebih angker dari tak tahu baca doa buka puasa (untuk ramai-ramai) di rumah bakal mertua.
A word for my man James. You're EPIC FAIL man!
LOLed.
ps: ingat pulak aku tulis panjang-panjang excited punya fasal.
pps: janganlah James baca nih.
What The Fuck!
